FSX Highly Modified Cessna 402B Utiliner “Hush-1”
Wanted: Pilots with minimum 100,000 hours flight time logged. Previous space shuttle pilot in command experience preferred. This one-off design is a collaboration between the Dept. of Transportation, the FAA, and the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. The HHU-5-CH-1 (“Hush- 1”), is a highly modified former Cessna 402B airframe converted to ferry… I mean deliver, um…office supplies… yeah, that’s it… you know, paper, pencils, and the like, from Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory to various civilian and military sites throughout North America. “Hush-1” is equipped with various highly specialized, hermetically sealed, hardened titanium storage compartments and cargo vault, each protected by nuclear, chemical, and biological leakage detection systems in case, you know… the office supplies should, I don’t know… shift in flight maybe? (Be advised, on some trips, the office supplies you deliver may have previously fallen to Earth from outer space). If you love to fly at night, over mostly unpopulated areas, with pre-approved clearance through all restricted airspace, at tree top level to avoid detection, taking off gently, climbing at very low AOA’s, changing course imperceivably, approaching slowly (just above stall speed), landing without squealing the tires, and rolling down ramps into underground hangars, then we want you on our office supply delivery team. Send resume to Henry Tomkiewicz, Project Manager and Designer Emeritus, Dept. FSX-SP2, in care of Tom Tiedman, file clerk trainee-1 on probation.
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